I like to use the bread as the cutting board for the pickles for the sandwich.

The settings are all wrong tho

Masterful. …and yes goosebumps here too!

Tough to think of a better vibe than eating vegan sausages and drinking manhattans and listening to For Those About To Rock by AC/DC at VANGUARD.

Fool, fool. You’ve got to bleed for the dancer.

Hey Lime, March in Wisconsin is what we call #fakespring…the real spring doesn’t start until ~ mid April.

A computer interface that doesn’t care what religion you are or is you have a lisp: Interfaith

There's simply nothing that can be done about mass shootings except the things that work in every other civilized country

This is insane. This is a 42 second walk from my house.

Seems about right. 50F drop in a weekend topped off with some more snow as a bonus. !!!?

I’ve never understood why more people don’t make plans to get together and listen to an album the way people get together to watch a movie

Makeup artist Mimi Choi created a unique style contaminated by patterns and textures from surreal paintings and illusionary masters such as Salvador Dalí and M.C. Escher, in a perpetually impressive confusing perspective [site: mimichoimakeup.com]

If you’re ever wondering why the next 40 years are sucking, remember a former game show host indicted for felony espionage appointed one third of the Supreme Court

Like poop in a lake? Like Canadian forest fires? How about boLth? #Milwaukee daniel spack

It’s so cool how the Supreme Court is so non-partisan. #psychopaths

Imagine how much better the hot dog contest would be if it was actualy in a lightning storm. Why are we delaying something for being too awesome

This Nathan’s hot dog eating contest lightning delay begs the question: how can anyone actually watch regular ESPN?

This is amazing.

Just learned there are “living funerals”. Every party I have from now on will be billed this way.