#blossomwatch

“I’ll be honest…..” Ha. Sure you did Olivia. #mafs #MAFSAUS

One week. Jfc.#BorisJohnsonOut #ToriesUnfitToGovern

Just when you think they can’t sink any lower. #BorisOut

Never trust a man who casually dresses like he is going to help the nazis steal the ark of the covenant.

To celebrate #BacktoSchool I’m doing a #bookgiveaway! One lucky person wins a signed copy of both The Titanic Detective Agency and The Rewilders, 24 bookmarks and a bar of chocolate. To enter like, follow and RT - UK only #Giveaway closes on Fri 26th Aug at 10pm #edutwitter 😍

500,000 workers on strike tomorrow. RT if you support every single one of them.

#teamariana all day every day.

And so, the battle of Hosta v slug begins once again….. #GardensHour

My Clematis Montana, only planted in the last few weeks, clearly likes it’s new home #gardenshour

It’s #WorldBeeDay so here’s an oignant oem from brian_bilston on Instagram . . .

Fucking Jamie. #Yellowstone

Carol Vorderman Here's a list of PPE contracts awarded to what company and whether it was delievered or not fit for purpose.Its quite the read

We need Jackie Wilson's 'Higher and Higher' and a mobile Statue of Liberty immediately. #TrumpMugShot

Johnson accidentally deleted 5000 WhatsApp messages, Hunt forgot he owned seven flats, Rees-Mogg inadvertently took a £6m loan, Villiers didn't recall owning £70k of Shell shares and Sunak overlooked his wife's stake in a childcare company. String of rotten luck there, guys.

First president in 28 years to not serve a second term. First president in 45 years not to release any of his tax returns. First president in 89 years to lose the presidency, the House and the Senate in a single term. First president in 102 years to allow more than 120,000

This is the most level headed thing I've read all night.