Michael Cera plays Ken’s best friend Allan in Greta Gerwig’s ‘BARBIE.’

not to toot my own myers-briggs but i have the same personality type as jerry seinfeld AND fidel castro AND gwen stefani

hey JetBlue fix your fucking site sincerely, an assistant who has spent far too significant a chunk of time trying to book her boss flights

when telephone poles look like trees. that is comedy

embarrassing for boys who hook their spotify up to bumble and have not a single woman in their top artists

god forbid a woman wants to date a questionable man

somebody needs to be held accountable for the LAX rideshare situation

starting to live by this ursula le guin's daily writing schedule

tartine just reposted my story so you could say i have m a d e i t

annie's white cheddar boxed mac and cheese is like wet food for girls

the number of network heads who are named bob…that’s too many bobs

Dudes will be like "You didn't deserve to be hurt like that.... you deserve to be hurt like THIS"

Kamala’s menu of potential VPs

album release party but for mrs meyers seasonal scents

I WANT A PHYSICAL DISC WITH THE MOVIE ON IT! A DVD IN 4k WITH EXTRAS AND DIRECTOR’S COMMENTARY!! AND IN THE CORRECT ASPECT RATIO AND ORIGINAL COLOR GRADING! ENOUGH OF THIS STREAMING CONTENT BULLSHIT!!!

And the official 2024 Oxford Word of the Year is... Brain rot 📱🧠 #OxfordWOTY