Not to be depressing but Christmas didn’t feel like Christmas and new year doesn’t feel like new year

If you think that’s bad spare a thought for my dog trying to get comfortable on her PS5

“u look tired” bro i want to die

“everyone is allowed to dislike a movie” WRONG! no one is allowed to dislike The Bratz Movie!

I hate that changing your bed sheets takes about 2 mins to do, but requires about 7 hours of mental preparation til you can be arsed to do it

1am and I’m eating tomorrows pack up in bed cause I can’t sleep 🤷🏻‍♀️

Life is just one big repetitive circle

In hospital on Monday, discharged on Tuesday. Back in on Wednesday & im still here 😭😭 just wanna go home and cuddle my man and my dog

I’m mentally, emotionally & physically drained

I’m not even joking I actually need £100k.

I might just end up like that plastic bag Katy Perry was singing about if this wind gets any stronger

This random bird is gonna be waiting a while

Gotta stop going to Big Tesco for treats just cause I’m bored

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