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I don't want to work 5 days a week and figure out what to cook for dinner everyday I want to lie on a rock in the sun like a lizard

she (me) has grown so much and i think shes the loveliest shes ever been

Tokyo world are going through tiers faster than Boris on Christmas Eve

Can’t believe my mum was married and had kids at 21, and here I am at 21 waking up and eating my first meal at 4pm

every woman knows it’s not all men. but we don’t know WHICH men. so we stay wary of ALL men. it’s not rocket science

While we are talking about about sexual assault I am just here to add; STOP GROPING WOMEN IN NIGHT CLUBS.

That's it lads. Go easy on the illegal gatherings of anti-mask demonstrators and football fans. It's grieving women holding a peaceful vigil that really need taught a lesson.

Lockdown peak - we waited a full week for reg to test out his new tank, 5 hour project = 2 seconds of use Elliot

I still get embarrassed about wearing a winter coat for work 🤷🏼‍♀️

garlic is to cooking as vanilla extract is to baking in that the amount i add to my food is guided by reckless extravagance and utter disregard, verging on mild contempt, for the recipe as written

new meme format ???

You’ll keep meeting the same person in different bodies until you learn your lesson.

ppl who have sound on for phone notifications…... how the fuck do you live like that?? my phone hasnt made a sound since i got it lmao i will see my notifications when i see them

Can’t drive through town on a weekend without thinking my shite brown vans a taxi

Personal preference I guess but hearing “look how diddy you are!!” is much less offensive than “oh my god you’ve lost so much weight!!!”