When I'm really in a pinch. I usually have the other servants make it for me, hehe~✨

Well... it's not entirely my family. It's mostly just me and my mistress, but she sort of is family to me if that makes sense.

Bahhh. It can't be /that/ bad, I'm sure. I've had worse happen to me! I can take anything!

// sorry for not much activity I am just recovering from COVID ;__;

Why is Helena mad?

// Okay Twitter decided that this account was the only account I could be on so hi

LMAO I TRIED LOGGING INTO MY PERSONAL ACCOUNT IT DOESNT LET ME

literally just THIS account IDK WHY

< watched her sleep

CHOMPS ON YOUR ANKLES

"Didn't you read the sign?! No trespassing! Now out before I have to escort you!"

"What do you mean there's no sign?! There's supposed to be a sign over there..." Stomps her feet towards where she thinks the sign is, but indeed there isn't. She stomps her feet back towards the boy with a pout on her face. "Still! Private property, mister!

"Uh-huuuuuuh. Private property. Which means, it's not open to the general public! Not a museum or a park or nothing! Get out before I call Miss Helena and she kicks your butt! Unless you're into that, you pervert!"

"See?! You're into that stuff! Yuck... guys these days, they all want a big mommy to kick them in the stomach or something." Look of disgust. "I'm calling Miss Helena if you don't get out in one... ...twoooooooooo... ...two and a haaaaalf..."

"It got to that when... uh... I don't know! Just... get out! Actually, I'm gonna kick your butt myself! Get ready for pain!"

I LOVE IT WHEN HELENA CALLS ME A GOOD GIRL

Stop telling me it's my nap time. I'm like, 18. Shut up!

HOMOS!!!

What the heck does horny mean? Like, you have a lot of horns?!

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