“What appetizer did you bring?” Me:

#shorsey #Thanksgiving

If I win the lottery, im not telling anyone. But there will be signs during Christmas

If your definition of a specific gender would require you to take someone into a lab for testing in order to get a result... you are lying and confused about gender.

I need my pussy ate so bad :(((

In honor of the winter solstice I also will be cold, distant & filled with darkness.

I’m not built to work, I’m built to brood in a victorian estate with all my unread books

“Biblical marriage is between one man and one woman.” No it’s not. “Biblical marriage” is between one man, one woman, and that woman's slave. (Abraham, Sarah, and Hagar) “Biblical marriage” is between one man and two sisters after he works seven years for each of them. (Jacob,

Day 42 of my #LetterkennyMemeChallenge : post a meme a day from my collection #Letterkenny Letterkenny Problems

Dear kids, you wouldn’t last 2 minutes in 1994.

What really turns you off? I'll start. I get turned off by religion. 😊

My My those eyes like fire I’m a winged insect You’re a funeral pyre

ELVIRA: MISTRESS OF THE DARK (1988) x.com/mrspookyhorror…

Red Lips & Squeeze these Hips 💋

wataa

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