my mom dumped her boyfriend and moved to florida today but before she left she gave me all the food in her pantry (12 boxes of gluten free matzah, 1 gluten free matzah ball soup, and nutritional yeast) life is good

my cat keeps bolting out of my front door any tips on how to make that stop???

just saying if u didn’t say conGRADulations u are dead to me

i❤️boobies

DO NOT come to Richmond Virginia

i would be so pissed if i went to the bougenius concert and there was boys standing in front of me

it’s a celsius summer

it’s a pokémon go summer

this was a cultural zeitgeist

open.spotify.com/track/3B54sVLJ… yoooo this is the song of the summer🫡

anyone else going on a cruise next week?

reply tweet is oomf on this cruise i need to talk to a gay person STAT

summer in richmond is like being able to hear the cicadas through my noise cancelling headphones while i bike down floyd