finaIly dated all 12 zodiac signs, i feel like thanos

Nobody will remember: - Your salary - Your fancy title - How "busy" you were - How stressed you were - How many hours you worked People will remember: - That one time you said the woman you love was "tolerable, but not handsome enough" to tempt you

Why are threesomes only for sex why can’t I join in a couples argument if I want to

how Tame Impala makes music

not all short men r short kings. many of u r goblins.

me immediately after coming home from anywhere

sylvia plath, 1951

my daughter gon be mad as hell when i name her frankette ocean

yes ofc I’m part of the lgbt L- Lactose intolerant G- gluten allergy B- Bloated all the time T- Tummy always hurting

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WITH THE NEIGHBOURHOOD??????? deadass the most unproblematic i had been a fan of for 10 fucking years and now jesse is dating a 20 yr old he’s known since she was 15 and BRANDON SEXUALLY GROPED MARIA FROM THE MARIAS LAST NIGHT????????

bitches be reading Colleen Hoover’s books like she’s the new Jane Austen 🤨 wake up Emily