Been on my chest for a while. #expand iykyk

Kids these days have it figured out #expand

Uncle just ripped the hard R at Easter. #expand #happyeaster

Schloss Hate Week Starts Today

Can the draft be in Green Bay every year ? Shit is electric.

Feel like someone should #LANK that this is the National Football League. Not some rinky dink BIG12 school.

First lunch break in corporate America and I lost in ping pong god damn it. Only up from here!

Another day in the matrix, boss said don’t talk to him til 2 today. Anyone got any time wasters that make you look busy?

Pacers ML

Tried to #LANK. This guy woulda won it all back. Stay tuned.

Dekubopdamdem #expand

Bullpen lunch. Gonna need DC to come thru for the save. Another day in the matrix.

Run goat AB

Victory formation. Let’s kneel it out and hit the showers. Happy Friday.

Yeah, tell Mike to turn off the body cam and have his way with it.

Gay son. Next question ?

I hope my teacher sleeps very loose tonight

Didn’t realize little Cesar’s was ferda #bag