Kids overheard my wife saying she'd take me to the bone zone for my birthday and now we all have to go to the natural history museum

Anyway, bought a comic called ‘Danger Sausage’ from a little kid who was selling their home made comics on my street. £1 well spent, I’d say.

We have a leprosy outbreak in central Florida and the experts are telling people not to eat armadillos. Just in case you were wondering how it's going down here...

Anyone else get this weird glitch on here where sometimes clicking on a quoted tweet opens a random website (maybe Ad?) instead?

Let's talk about why the tailoring in this scene from Eraserhead looks so bad. To begin with, there is a noticeable collar gap (1/n)

I'm not sure if this is entirely joking.🤣

A friend’s mum went to see Ted Rogers live in the mid 80s. As each joke landed badly he got progressively more desperate for audience attention until he ended the show by angrily dropping his trousers and showing his arse.

A man threatened to sue a magazine for using his image in a story about why all hipsters look the same, only to find out the image was of a completely different guy.

This was only "the biggest IT outage ever" if you exclude the period from 13.7 billion BC to the mid 20th century

Modern Turing test

I will never forgive John Lennon for breaking up this quartet.

wow, if you look closely you can see that the olympics is actually set in the same cinematic universe as ratatouille

Politicians are acting as if an election where they fought be be the most anti-migrant has no connection to subsequent race riots

Get in!!!

This is what twitter feels like

Now that we can eat bat again I no longer wish to

this could be an extinction event for florists

“Baby Gronk dropped a diss track on the Rizzler and the Costco Guys” You bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. It is 217 BC. You are the general Hannibal. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn.