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Dad buys comics from this guy all the time, you should too. Every comic comes packed in a box you can give to your dog to chew up, or your cat to sit in. A free box for your pet with every professionally graded comic purchae! Your pet wants you to buy a GiveawayAnt#1058 🐜 CGC comic.

ATTENTION ANTHILL. I regret to inform you that Dad Donovan 4CD #8693🐜 has had aliens take over his brain. He put these two blue things in his ears, then had been pushing this weird thing around the yard in circles. The whole time he has been yelling and growling. IT'S AN ALIEN INVASION

Dad is doing a #1True3 game. Join in the fun and retweet so others can play!

OK ANTHILL. Dad has lost his damn mind.

The whole time dad was watching this TheBrettMaherOfTweets show, I kept saying booyah needs to give Cooper & Socks their own special... then I read the credits. Walt you just made my Doggy Dreams come true!!!

Dad asked me to retweet this. I am not allowed to read any of Dads comics because he says I would just chew them up. You really should click the original GiveawayAnt#1058 🐜 tweet below & comment #TESD for your chance to win it. I gotta admit it does look tasty.

Thank You everyone that shared my story and donated. You all helped save my life!

I REGRET NOTHING!

I got my Twitter account working again, and yes Dad is my bitch.... Oh I mean Woof

I bet you all are thinking "Isn't that adorable, Rosie is napping with Dad". What you all don't know is just after Mom took this Picture, he farted on my head. How do I report Dad for violation of the Geneva Convention regarding biological weapons? Oh.. I mean WOOF WOOF

Ya'll should have seen Dad trying to do this work out. He looked like a Borg with an ant farm dumped down his pants. He definitely does not look as cool doing the Supernatural work out as he thinks he does Oh... I mean Bark Bark

So Dad thinks he's Funny.

OK ANTHILL. I need your help. Apparently Dad (Donovan 4CD #8693🐜) has lost his mind. He is cleaning house wearing a Viking Helmet and listening to Japanese Techno Chicken Yodeling. I wish this was a joke but he really is. Call the guys in white coats please open.spotify.com/track/7fEJWDPJ…

Don't let him fool you. He farts on me in his sleep. One night he ate onion rings and drank IPA.... he nearly killed me.

I know you all think Dad (Donovan 4CD #8693🐜) is a swell guy and Eveything but I must tell you all about his cruelty. That maniac ate a piece of string cheese and only gave me 24.5% of it instead of the legally required 25% dog cheese tax. This cruelty must not continue.

🛑 #Giveaway time! In anticipation of TheBrettMaherOfTweets trial we have a big one! Like comment #TESD and repost to enter. Spread the word I want every #Ant entered. booyah Bryan Johnson Justin 🐜 #8122 tom milo 🐜 #2749 Donovan 4CD #8693🐜 Curator TESDgroupie spread the word please

Dad is a lunatic.

So my internet crush Teddy Flanagan is in a contest. I implore you all to make this handsome stud muffin the winner! VOTE FOR TEDDY!!!!!!!! #TESD #Vote4Teddy

ATTENTION ANTHILL An ant named Katie had a house fire. I am currently working on a giveaway for this weekend to help. This is the link to help them out gofund.me/b83a42686