the attending's only edits to the medicine consult note

Had a hard time explaining to the bouncer that I arrived with three cans stuffed in my bag because the previous bar I was at doesn’t recycle

it still confuses me that buying the dress doesn't make me look like the woman wearing the dress in the pictures

can i just get a weekly spreadsheet of the engagements/weddings/births instead of having to scroll through the photos

one thing i didn’t know before i moved to dc is you can do anything you want in your vehicle if your hazards are on

Do you ever open your mouth and normal words come out instead of a primal scream and you’re surprised at yourself

"my apartment is such a good deal, i'll never leave," i tell people, selectively forgetting that my bathroom door doesn't close

gonna send out a when2meet to plan my wedding

googled myself to make sure nothing weird came up thankfully we're all clear

I will buy your meal if it means you won’t look for exact change

do you think the urgent care doctor will kiss my forehead so i feel better

How did 3 separate physicians not tell a woman that her LMP was not September 31st

“So this is less of a question more of a comment” — me placing a consult

no one has been liking my tweets i assume it’s elon’s fault

i would like to amplify the post from the woman in DC trying who has been trying to offload her birth control packaging for the better part of 2023