100%

And idc how healthy I’m trynna be, I cannot eat no cottage cheese. Pls get the hell on

That one episode of law and order SVU

idk i like her i wanna be her friend

Hearing “Buy U A Drank” on top 40 radio in 2007 changed my life. Those church chords at the beginning changed my life. Also, how he wrote the verse melody for the verses on “Bartender” to follow the chord progression….genius.

AND SUDDENLY YOU'RE 27 SITTING ALONE IN YOUR ROOM, PARENTS ARE GETTING OLD, YOUR SIBLINGS ARE BUSY WITH THEIR OWN LIFE. AND YOU REALIZE HOW TIME REALLY FLIES.

people who get sad and weird on valentine's day lowkey be ruining the vibe like sorry you knew you were single yesterday omfg

MAMA SAID MI GENTE LATINO!!!!

Act iii: Reggaeton

found my ppl

Stephen did not die and tell me lies is officially over

As someone who has stayed friends with people because of nostalgia Tell Me Lies is the perfect tool to show you why you shouldn’t remain friends for nostalgia reasons alone

accidentally remembered that everyone i was friends with 2 years ago is no longer in my life

The biggest difference between me and my father is that I know I’m mentally ill

what a latina woman don’t know, she’ll find out in a dream

It’s always some damn dishes to wash. It’s always clothes to wash. FUCK 🫩

instagram be finding ppl you just seen at the red light

A dude on TikTok said “if she’s getting ready, you are now a DJ and a bartender, not the time police.” I bet that man has a very happy marriage 😂