We have now finished with our trial of the #EmergencyAlert system If you did not receive an alert on your mobile phone, then this was due to the fact that you are not scheduled to survive the upcoming extinction level event Unfortunately not everyone will make it, which is

Rest in peace, Patricia Routledge 🙏🏻 In memory of her, I encourage everyone to read these words of hers from February last year. Whether young or old, you're bound to get something out of it. ***** "I’ll be turning 95 this coming Monday. In my younger years, I was often

Red Card to Northwood Number 4 has been straight red carded for going to the toilet in the corner of the ground 🤷‍♂️ 🏡1-2🔵 | 52’ | #CITIZENS

Lee Anderson MP Fuck off, 3-Parties. You traitors are supporting Trump in trying to get $10 billion out of the British people, & his attempt to close down one of our most cherished institutions. The BBC belongs to us - and you & your treacherous cronies want to see a foreign power destroy it.

Excellent post on FB from Tobias Kennedy-Matthews: “It’s a new year, and I just wanted to clarify something that a certain demographic don’t understand. I’m English and proud. Imagine calling me a woke lefty as if it’s an insult 😂 Imagine thinking I’m not patriotic. Imagine

Sorry if this offends anyone, but as a British citizen I do not want a “special relationship” with the United States anymore

Denmark is a model ally to the US. They fought in every war Washington asked for. They granted the US unlimited military access to Greenland. Trump threatening them is a massive betrayal that tells every other ally: your loyalty means nothing

These fucking tools still don’t get it!? YOU HAD CANADA as your closest most loyal trade partner, coordinating a stance towards China and partnering on continental security! YOU HAD GREENLAND within your sphere of influence, with ALL OF EUROPE ready to have your back, securing

Secretary Marco Rubio We think you are a bunch of cunts. Hope this helps.

Acyn He’s going to end up invading Graceland isn’t he

Aaron Rupar The President of the United States and the dumbest motherfucker on earth should be two different people.

Be careful Austria, if he's coming for you next.

I would offer that Alex Pretti putting his body—with his hands up—between a woman and the BP agent who had just violently shoved her into the snow, offer stark competing visions of manhood. Pretti, a nurse caring for veterans, who took a face full of pepper spray to shield that

Congratulations to Matt Goodwin on his appointment as Shadow MP for Gorton and Denton.

The “why won’t this fucking drawer open” starter pack.

How could the winner of the FIFA Peace Prize possibly be doing this?

🚨BREAKING: The "Board of Peace" launches its first war....

The Clacton Resident's Association attempting to recover their MP from Donald Trump.

Probably having only two active aircraft carriers.