It must be Dolly Parton with Springsteen as Vice-President.

I predicted Farage would make this all about him about 3 hours ago.

This is a serious crisis. Cross- governmental work (health, education, justice), early diagnosis & support could be transformative for those affected and the country too bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

Good swerve of organisers not to have Iran and Israel on the same boat #OpeningCeremony

Doubtless Farage & Co are even now barricading the mouth of the Seine at Le Havre in case any barges from Afghanistan, Iran or Syria make a quick dash for Dover. #satire #OpeningCeremony

Kudos to the athletes & performers for keeping spirits up in the pissing rain. Brilliant spirit. 👏👏👏👏 #OpeningCeremony

If it gets any wetter Rishi Sunak’ll jump on the British boat & make a speech. #OpeningCeremony

Gotta love British sense of humour #OpeningCeremony

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Imagine it’s not raining It’s easy if you’re dry.. #OpeningCeremony

We’re supplied by EDF. This explains our power cut yesterday. #OpeningCeremony

I surrender. That finale was something else. ❤️ Good luck Paris, see you next week. #OpeningCeremony

Long night. Becky’s got her pyjamas on. #OpeningCeremony

Brilliant first 🥇from British Eventing 👏👏👏👏👏 WELL DONE Ros Canter, Tom McEwan, and Laura Collett (also lying in 🥉going into this PM’s individual final with only one fence in it) CONGRATULATIONS ALL

The ultimate dressage clip youtu.be/JBPtjMFLWzQ?si… via YouTube

⁦STUART SEMPLE⁩ can you chase this culturehustle order? Getting nowhere with their system. Unfulfilled for 6 months now….

SHOW ALERT! Oct 23rd- Looking forward to taking part in the 40th Canterbury Festival- stand-up & interview with Oliver Double… tickets on sale NOW canterburyfestival.co.uk

Join impressionist and comedian Rory Bremner 💙🇺🇦 for an informal evening of wonderful stand up and insightful conversations, looking back at his 40 year long career! An unmissable event filled with laughs. 23 Oct, book here now: canterburyfestival.co.uk/whats-on/an-ev… Sponsored by @krestonreeves

Just seen this ❤️Thank you Erin! Loved that dance. Easy with the best teacher there is! X

Q: What’s best treatment for OCD? Hypnosis? Who’s best? (not for me btw. I’m not that organised 🤣) Asking for a feature. Knowledgeable replies only please!!