Keep the head Scotland

C’mon to fuck Steve make a change

Fuck it We’re gonna run these cunts riot at the European championships Class Scotland

Someone jus said to me they hope my patter is better than my haircut an that’s my good mood from last night gone

Always some drama with the Gilmore Girls man holy fuck

Furious. Absolutely furious.

I’ve gave up crisps for lent and was literally dreaming about eating some last night

Was at a job there an asked a boy for a shot of his Maserati He said naw obviously

Paying thousands to fly a banner over an empty stadium Thick cunts

Waiting in a car park in Springburn in the sun before the last job an Journey - Don’t Stop Believing is playing distantly in the background Fuckin surreal

Weirdly satisfying feeling whenever I can add “logistical nightmare” to any conversation

The people who flash you to warn you the polis have set up a speed trap ahead. Canny praise them enough

Bonnie Tyler - Total Eclipse of the Heart has been stuck in ma head for like 2 weeks now Part of me hates myself but a bigger part of me doesn’t give a shit

Phil Foden the poor man’s Sick Boy

Wishing my good friend Finn and Newcastle United the best of luck today against Manchester United