GET STOKED

What is the average lifespan of a box of tea in a typical American cabinet? Im guessing 7-10 years.

New England Weather: Yo duders, enjoy this dope-ass warm evening. You deserve it! Mosquitos: Sup bitches!!!

Summer rules so much harder when the Red Sox are winning.

Omicron got more damn waves than ska

It’s been a bat in the house, spider in the helmet kind of day.

Turns out I was training my whole life to be a dad. Good to know I got this.

Wait, where the hell is Pinehurst?

A friendly reminder that September is undefeated.

My daughter’s floor but yeah, same.

I don’t know if the world is ready for this kind of truth.

Drugs!

How will Spotify pay musicians now?

Reasons to miss your favorite band: 20s: Fuck! I gotta work that night. 30s: Fuck! Gotta go to a wedding that my girl’s in. 40s: Fuck! That’s when my vasectomy is scheduled. Sorry BASS DRUM OF DEATH

Oh, for fucks sake…

Brilliant in its brevity, Seneca’s line cuts through centuries — simple, timeless, and truer now than ever before