just like me fr

discussing kristin stewart with my sister

my brother got over heroin faster than i got over my last relationship

i wanna do some stupid shit like go to Utah

Episode 14 of the SnD podcast is now live. The prank babe ruth does to this guy at FedEx is my all time favorite and I still can’t believe it actually happened. Available wherever you get your podcasts. Listen on Spotify here: open.spotify.com/episode/4JDhYw…

watch the full ep on YouTube the whole call is genuinely even more insane lmao watch here: youtu.be/T34NS9AhKtU

in my “how could it get worse?” era

a sleepy girl's dream...

tonight all the hot people got off at dekalb

hey siri, what’s self respect?

sir I’m going to freak out fix your foot

just got my first Botox ad pretty pissed ngl

swiping away a notification feels makes me feel like a king waving away a peasant

DO SOMETHING President Donald J. Trump

obsessed with this text from the girl I hooked up with last night

the original girl dinner

Men in the 1950’s were having raw sex with women named Midge