“I learned a long while ago that you work for your coin, and it ain’t always glamorous. So go out there and kill some rats, THEN we can talk about that new sword.” -Bisexual busty Gob-mom (no lean) -You get her a hefty sum of coin and she likes you immediately

"Definitely fun in bed ... from what I hear."

//Don't be afraid to DM me for plots of roleplay ^_^ Lewd will only be in DMs

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Things he has a weakness for: Gold, Money, gems. But want to know the biggest? Thick women and MILFS

"The sky."

If you are reading this, your muse has just been pickpocketed!

"..." And he is sighing. x.com/HerosHolySword…

"Let's hope."

Today hasn't been his day, we'll at least he wasn't nearly murdered over about $10, Again.

"Or what?"

"Y-Know what? I'm in a good mood, so I'm going to take this money, and take you out to dinner with it."

"Well now I can~ and what? You plan on eating the whole damn restaurant?"

"Nah, I think you are just a stuck up ..." He smiled as he began to walk away.

"And I've seen someone like you before, made her get on her knees~"

"..." He grabs her hair dragging her to dms.

He puts a tac on the bottom of Stephanie's left shoe, everytime she steps she fills a tiny prick on her foot.

Now Susie Deltarune is a girl he can get behind. She's cool and knows how to pull her own weight. Rich girls can't do that, can they?

... He kisses Stephanie

//Tfw you are blocked for no reason but worrying if the writer is okay ... gee