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What I say: hA gay What I mean: this is literally the most adorable thing, you will be so cute together and you both deserve so much happiness and also this is super gay

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I just told someone that if they get scared of their inner demons to just imagine them as chaotic Elmo, so I guess you could say I’m pretty good at advice

I just told someone that if they get scared of their inner demons to just imagine them as chaotic Elmo, so I guess you could say I’m pretty good at advice
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Me: I should definitely make this a priority, it is very important that I do this thing My brain: sounds great Me: I spent an entire day on this useless thing My brain: what about the important thing Me: what important thing My brain: Me: that’s a lot of screaming

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I just thought β€œhey what if people use knives like forks and forks like knives” and I tried it with my steak and I was like β€œhuh it didn’t work” like no shit Sherlock you’re using them wrong on purpose who raised you

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Them *drinks a lot*: I’m going to regret this in the morning Me *shitposting on every social media account I own*: I’m going to regret this in the morning

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If you ask someone a personal question it’s always nice to add β€œor is it private?” That way if the person has trouble telling people no they can answer with yes and they know you understand