“baby on board” sticker on my bumper but the baby is just me

imagine hating me and I’m in my room like

It's not "sex with a student under 16," it's rape. SOSA

Was very excited to be moved to the front of the queue for Gracie Abrams tickets, but then there were no tickets left. I would have been totally happy with a pop up that said "sold out, go back to eating eggo waffles" instead of staring at a very gray seating chart.

this is humiliating

A man I dated last year said he became 100% cooler in 2024. 70% of that is due to my influence; the other 30% due to derek guy. I am honored and pleased.

Season 1 of SOSA Undercover is coming soon to YouTube, and we're picking up right where #UndercoverUnderage left off. Go watch the full trailer now: youtube.com/@sosatogether.

What an opener: "Did Elon Musk actually toss off a Sieg heil! at Donald Trump’s inauguration rally today? A lot of people online seem to think he did, based on data from their eyeballs." theatlantic.com/technology/arc…

I can’t explain it but this lady’s messy bun is the reason my plane didn’t crash

Stress is not good for the baby (me)

Joann Fabrics is closing and I need some time to cope with this

ICYMI, #SOSAundercover picks up where #UndercoverUnderage left off, and it's coming to YouTube March 20th 🎥 SOSA

A scene from SOSA's work in Episode 1 of SOSA Undercover. Episode 2 drops Thursday, April 3rd, on YouTube.

how it feels to be an em dash user now that ChatGPT has ruined them

"the passwords you have entered do not match" girl give me a second. why don't u withhold ur judgment for just a moment and you might be surprised with what you get

Wish men would say this to me when I text them entire paragraphs

bro just invented anniversaries

does the new pope have his real id yet

sex playlist is nothing but sea shanties

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