It’s fine for the US to close Cuba’s and Venezuela’s waters, and it’s fine for Israel to close Gaza’s waters, but if Iran blocks the countries that waged war against it from the Strait Of Hormuz, that’s unacceptable?

The man who spent a year literally begging for a Nobel peace prize is attacking the pope for advocating for…peace.

ban this shit now and blacklist anyone who worked on it, i’m dead serious

These schools need to stop giving out Chromebooks and give the kids planners and notebooks again

I mean what more signs do we need

You know how fucked up you have to be to be beefing with the Pope

Muslims are defending the Pope more than actual Christians. Wow

Got the ass kicked by Iran and now they want to go after Cuba

i hate no U-turn signs on perfectly U-turnable streets because watch me

no white man on planet earth gonna tell me where i ain’t allowed in africa

Stock market opening up soon…

Thought yall hated socialism.

Big trips, lil trips. I’m going.

Going to be 80 degrees in Chicago today. Tacos, margs, and vibes it is

Me after finishing a task i was procrastinating on

I can’t wait for the summer

Nobody: Me and Grandma when we used to chill together:

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