1. The key to having a good birthday is decentering people even your friends 🙏🏽

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2 minutes until Felicia’s dad switches off the WiFi

my spark comes back as soon as money enters my account fr 😭😭

Same meekulu, same!😔

Wamboland families if 10 people are working and each person puts aside N$1,000 a month for a year. That’s N$120,000 a year. You can renovate house, help one another with tuition, start businesses. You know? But nah. Every time it’s just silly beefs and witchcraft accusations

A lot of Namibians have this weird thing where they ask what you do when they meet/are introduced to you, in order for them to assess the level of respect they show you when addressing you.. show everybody respect man

I always have the worst things to say about men, but if there’s one thing I’ll give them credit for, is their ability to not centre their whole lives around relationships. Those people know how to prioritise themselves.

What kind of behavior is that at someone’s memorial man? And yall find that funny?

I’m afraid some of you are suffering from oversharing syndrome. That story time? Maybe let it sit in your drafts first.

Not even a gun to my head I’ll go detail to detail about how a nigga dribbled me. I might say I’ve been dribbled but never detail it Anever 😂😂😂

All I think about is buy buy buy buy buy like please

A dangerous social media campaign, actually, considering that the ministry of health’s medicine stock levels are at an all time low. The country only has about 40% of medicine to serve the entire nation.

i hate yelling. i hate getting out of character. i hate arguing. i hate being mad. i hate everything that makes me negative.

me in mid conversation realizing this is the last time I want to associate with them

A man with an Amarok was trying to talk to me today in town, and please I pretended like I couldn’t even see him. I know my lane and I’m staying in it. Let’s not pressure each other 💀😹

The problem is I make decisions like a rich kid

Buying bottled water in the north is so performative😭😭