Shower beers with Red Hot Chili Peppers blasting 🫡

Is it gay to still sleep with your stuffed animals?? Because if that’s gay then I’m Pete Buttigieg

Am I a pussy for telling my boys I’m thankful for them?

Need to have a feature on sportscenter where you can block out Women’s Basketball

This isn’t my first rodeo

Double-clicking every single photo on my crushes 10 photo Instagram slide. U wouldn’t get it

Bro will drink his boys yack but not a shot of Tito’s

Seatbelt? -1000 aura

Miss when these guys were in my life.

Beers with the boys. Tuesday night. Buddys spewing face. Can’t think of anything better. Boutta ask the waitress for her snap

I feel like in Star Wars they aim at hitting the other light saber instead of going for a kill shot. May be delusional but I think I would destroy any Jedi with the correct approach.

The Chiefs are Nazis

I see so many minorities walking around I’m starting to think I’m one

The Jews may be on to something with this bagel and lox stuff. Man is it tasty

What’s up party people. No need to freak out anymore, Ronald’s back.

What dance is this?