Just fell to my knees in Target crying tears of joy

My sleep paralysis demon pulling up at 3 am once a week:

Rumble has a message ahead of tonight’s marquee matchup between the OKC Thunder and the San Antonio Spurs. Check it out below 👇

WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT, A HANDSOME BISON OR A COKED UP RAT???? IT’S GAME DAY SO THERE’S ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Getting ready to donate my kid’s hamstring to jwill 👍

LISTEN TO THAT CROWD THIS IS GAME 4 OF THE REGULAR SEASON

Checked the username like 7 times to make sure this was real… what a clown bro

Wembanyama’s “bag” when Chet is on the floor

Just watched the bucks play basketball for a quarter 💔

Told him his tail looked a little sus pregame and he tried to kick me in the balls mid dunk….. HAPPY GAME DAY TO THOSE WHO CELEBRATE #OKCvsPOR ⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️

Just heard Cam Thomas “MVP” chants while he was at the line

HIDE YA KIDS, HIDE YA WIFE BECAUSE IT’S GAME DAY (AND NATIONAL BISON DAY) AND I’M COMING TO RAIL THE CLIPPERS #THUNDERUP

How much is Harden getting tonight?

👑 𝓝𝓲𝓬𝓴 👑 been feeling more like this year i don’t put anything past them

HAD THIS MF FLABBERGASTED IN MID AIR, JUST LIKE SGA BOUTTA DO TO THE ORLANDO DEFENSE #GAMEDAY #ThunderUp

It’s looking like a clean sweep at the moment #ThunderUp

Just heard a news correspondent say “don’t sleep on Nevada” like they’re talking about dark horse MVP candidates or something