my mom recently asked me how to take a screenshot, At first i laughed, but then I remembered she taught me how to tie my shoes.

they’re calling these the sexiest pilots songs of all time

The holy trinity 🕷️

When you fake call in sick and your boss responds with "Yeah you have been looking rough lately"

CÍRCULO DE ORACIÓN… 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 𝗥𝗘𝗠𝗢𝗡𝗧𝗔𝗗𝗔 🕯 𝗔𝗟 🕯 𝗔𝗧𝗟𝗘𝗧𝗜 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

The fact that huguie will never know A-train died trying to save another robin from the dead

"It starts with" "One slice, a piece of pie, a double burger platter with a side of fry"

Real 😭

She made that face when a woman spoke

This is the same shit that helped Trump get back in office btw

try 8 months without knowing sadie sinks character in bnd

💀💀💀

Nice try discussingfih-

no lube, no protection, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, hair ripp-

The fact that they both end up playing evil superman years later 😭

este tio hace 6 meses pesaba 170kg y ahora tiene los gemelos de roberto carlos y le pega al esferico como juninho pernambucano, es surrealista

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🚨 Billie Eilish continues her streak of attending Coachella every year since 2019: — 2019 (Performer) — 2022 (Headliner) — 2023 (with Labrinth) — 2024 (with Lana Del Rey) — 2025 (with Charli xcx) — 2026 (Justin Bieber's One Less Lonely Girl)

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