🚨 BREAKING 🚨 Amid reports of Khamenei’s death, Iran unveils its successor: a DeepSeek-powered, YC-backed agentic workflow. Introducing KhamenAI Sources familiar say it’s a $666M seed round, with strategic participation from Qatar and Russia.

We made a $100,000,000 AI movie about Operation Epic Fury in less than one day. Yes, this is 100% AI.

Palantir and other tech companies are stocking offices with nicotine pouches to increase worker productivity fortune.com/2026/03/04/pal… …and, according to Fortune, it seems to be working.

"I know more about the Assembly of Experts than practically anybody. Many people are saying, 'Sir, you would be the greatest member the Assembly has ever had.' My uncle, Davoud — brilliant scholar — was on the Assembly for years. And he'd look at me — I was young, very sharp,

$BTI $BATS US illicit vape market could shrink further. BAT patent case (337‑TA‑1410): Final decision expected Mar 2026 → could cut ~1/3 of US disposable vape market, according to BAT CEO. Market impact in 2027. Regulatory compliance case (337‑TA‑1486): Decision expected

I remember getting this letter from Coach K. All students got one! Less well remembered is his temper tantrum over the Lakers job and the struggle between academics and athletics in the wake of the #Duke Lacrosse Hoax. K is the GoaT.

Friday was another six figure day...Hermes, Chanel, AP, Tiffany. Did I mention I am buying a trailer park in E. Texas? Y'all can call me Double Wide Dave

Regular CPI sucks. So I had Claude build the RPI (Redneck Price Index) with shit that matters: 150hp Evinrude, Copenhagen, 1# of nails, 30-pack, singlewide, propane, duct tape, fishing license, full-size truck, A/T tires & .30-06 ammo. Not looking great.

Your brain peaked musically somewhere around age 16. Everything since then has been a dopamine echo. Between the ages of 12 and 22, the mesolimbic dopamine pathway, the same circuit that processes cocaine and sex, fires at levels in response to sound that it will never reach

Keep exploring new music. Don’t let your brain stagnate.

Fifteen year anniversary of the day I married an LSU professor with a tree farm. (We are long on timber.) Trees are church. Get outside and talk to God.

When traveling I find it helps to dress like the lumpen proletariat

A policy shift is underway: U.S. states are moving to tax nicotine pouches like traditional tobacco products Read more: tobaccoinsider.com/taxation-nicot… At least five states are considering new taxes, including a proposed 75% tax rate in New York

The richest guy you know: "Well yeah, we're upper middle class, we do okay."

During the recent kerfuffle over whether people should be socially shamed for wearing pajamas at Costco, someone on here suggested that I was supporting the decline of social standards because I think it's perfectly fine to wear whatever you want to a giant warehouse that sells

I can smell the end of an era. Thank god!

The uniparty in action

East Texas Meat Slingers

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