still need this answered.

that’s what she thought! it’s been a day, to say the least.

where are her coworkers! she wants to go out for the night, maybe get a few drinks.

why has no one invented an easy open pasta sauce?

if i can’t get it open, what makes you think you can, huh?

are you calling me old??

no no no. ill have you know, mister tough guy, i am not old!

we’re not old! we’re hip, young! the jars are screwed too tight! someone’s feeling high and mighty because I loosened it!

breaking a hip?! you got it because I warmed it up for you!

well, take it back! it’s inaccurate! not really. you got it because I did it all the work.

yeehaw

the sound that cowboys make?

yeah. i can’t teach it. you either yee the haw, or you don’t get down at all.

dont mind her-

quite okay! just..helping herself!

always!

wait no! come, let’s eat salad and bond, kiddo.

…i always have good ideas?

accepting the fact that the job doesn’t get easier is painfully difficult.

she’s staring into her cup of coffee, fighting to stay awake.