MicroSlop when asked to do literally the bare minimum:

Come on bro, hop on the Halo 5 Multiplayer Beta on Xbox One!

“Three Stages Of Patience” - Halo Infinite | FTWT Originally Uploaded on YouTube: September 30, 2024 #HaloInfinite #ReviveMachinima

RAMIREZ

she got all these problems and gets reduced to his therapist im actually so annoyed

How can you play this and not immediately want to kill yourself

Fuckass loser was "thigh fucking" lil boys cuz he knew if he raped them in the ass they'd have to go to the hospital and y'all be making jokes all day about the statements of one of his victims Fuck this nigga and fuck all y'all who give him any respect

Imagine making the world’s most perfect party game only for it to be stuck in Wii U purgatory

Also imo Nissan needs to stop pretending to be Lexus with infinity. If they launch this with a V6 twin turbo manual transmission and just call it the Nissan skyline in the us it will sell 100x better then any thing branded infinity x whatever number.

larpers don't even bother unwrapping it and having it on the title screen anymore

This battle doesn't call for a hero. It calls for a savior. #Halo #Halo2 #HaloSpotlight

🚨💩OH GIVE ME A BREAK! Summrs former lackey “Autumn” fails to resist the urge to hump on anything but an adult while seemingly reenacting his alleged crimes on poor tungtung

WW1 so fascinating when u aint got a bitch in ya ear telling you its boring.

Seeing Microsoft sponsor Mercedes-AMG PETRONAS F1 Team got me thinking. What a perfect way to promote Halo Campaign Evolved. Halo x Mercedes. The car, the helmets, the suits. It would be legendary.

Remember when Infinity Ward randomly collabed with EDP445 for MWII? 👀