If I got to pick how I die I honestly think that after hearing about it I’d pick submarine implosion

Ah we’re pooping on PM again today are we? This is the reason so many of my past jobs included a quick promotion - the first job I always have to do is prove I should exist. And I always prove it, but it is quite tiring to have to almost every time.

Dude I am doing research on the melanin molecule and it makes me want to jump straight back into the lab. I had no idea we were considering it as a semiconductor for implantable bioelectronics to treat diseases like Parkinson's. This feels like WAKANDA 😭 No, THIS IS WAKANDA

Perfect example of people using AI as the hammer for every nail. Nobody needs an AI receptionist they just need a booking app and several of those already exist, my surgery uses one. But IT systems in surgeries can barely support those, let alone AI anything

News added context to the “AI assistants” saying they’ll be offered to NHS trusts “at cost”. Looking forward to seeing how they calculate that at a SaaS software company.

Using this week as an opportunity to a/b test my personality by being a slightly different version of myself on each app.

I'm on Threads as [at]roisi. (I’m on the blue one too giving them all a crack) threads.net/@roisi

Ok now do year on year

Yesssss this is so good

Using Deliveroo for some essentials and got an “age restricted item” note. The item? Sanitary towels. Deliveroo if you think periods are an age gated thing I have an 11 year old version of myself you should talk to.

We've had an emergency rebrand

The Burnley FC tik tok account is absolutely unhinged and I love it. This is how they’re announcing their transfers (watch to the end)

You can tell how far ahead they planned by how well the redirect is working (screenshot on the right from five minutes ago)

This is a new one - I updated the app and now videos auto play and…automatically adjust my phone volume?!

Mild flex of seeing Liam Gallagher in a venue 1% the size of knebworth and yes I chose to watch from a comfy sofa at the back

First day of funemployment. Something I have learned is that if I so choose, I can watch “real life police car ambulance stories” style tv shows 24/7. There are SO many of them. It’s basically all that’s on freeview, that and strange quizzes with very elaborate sets.

I think I’m..finally done with the bird site? Trial deleted it for a month and everything feels a whole lot less existentially bad. In reality it’s the same I’m just not bombardeo by badness constantly

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