when i’m stressed out it really helps to hold all the world’s bad news six inches from my face til 2am

Making eye contact with the BMW driver when u both end up stuck at the same traffic lights after they aggressively tailgated + overtook you for driving 41mph in the 40mph zone

Saw my friend setting this up outside a stable for her horse’s medication for the week (ft ice lolly holder for filled syringes) and can’t help but think it’s an anaesthetics dream aseptic set up

Found this in my notes app and I am absolutely stumped for what a single bit of it means. Revision topics chaotically listed in the depths of revision? Stuck with an on-call prioritisation? A supervision discussion??? I’m mystified

taylor swift going from midnights to the tortured poets department:

With two million people on NHS mental health waiting lists, the obvious solution seemed to be to cut benefits to those unable to access the help they need.

I hadn’t passed an exam ‘first time’ since med school & have had some real miserable times with PG exams.
Today I can now say that I NEVER have to sit in a smelly PearsonVue & do a written exam EVER again.
Thank you to the best pals& colleagues support that a CT could hope for 🙏🏻

Trying to get the attention of a nurse when u have yet again found yourself too stupid to manage to work the pod system machine correctly

Just in time for my portfolio update for ARCP too-
“Achievements: I have more Twitter followers than Jess Glynne (but pls don’t find my Twitter)”

i cannot believe my frontal lobe is fully developed. like this is it for the rest of my life lol i’m so fucked.

I used to wonder why adults were obsessed with having a glass of wine, but now I get it. It’s due to the agonies

Unsure who I think is older- the CT2 doing the clinic or this exciting looking clinic phone?
I was born 1995 and I think this bad boy might be older than that

Doctors, who else has a designated 0% interest credit card used to pay for courses & conferences, exams, compulsory fees?

I do 🙋‍♀️

Simply because I don't have thousands laying around in my bank account to pay in advance and wait MONTHS to be paid back!

One day a med student on placement asked me randomly “why do people your age use GIFs so much?”
I was 26 years old at the time. TWENTY SIX.
And this student was being signed off by me for that placement day, so that was bold

I see my ARCP report as an SHO has been leaked

Yall😭😭😭

Territory trauma centre T&O SpR meeting their pal the rural DGH T&O SpR

Spent all morning trying not to vomit/cry with nerves through our MDTs because I thought Paper B results were being released this morning 😃😃😃
and they’re not even today, they’re next week 😃😃😃😃😃
Just instead looking like I find MDTs that dramatic and stressful

🚨You don’t accidentally kill over 15,000 children…

🚨You don’t accidentally target refugee camps…

🚨You don’t accidentally kill over 100 journalists and over 250 aid workers…

🚨You don’t accidentally attack 35 hospitals…

🚨You don’t accidentally destroy over 350,000…

the way they were all rolling their eyes and she had them looking shameful and embarassed by the end 💀