Creepy thngs I have of my wife: several paintings statue my dead wife in cryosleep under my house

Gabriel to adrien:

[makes akumas in french]

LMAO THEY EVEN TOOK A SELFIE

Adrien is not a sentimonster. Is it so hard to believe I had sex with a woman?

Wait a damn second. I think Nathalie might be Mayura.

The only way to create what you want is to do it yourself.

The real reason Adrien isn’t allowed to date Marinette Dupain-Cheng is because she’ll eventually be my competition in the fashion industry. He should date a young lady without goals, like Chloé.

My wife 💕

I can’t imagine why that would be.

Adrien: Nathalie, why does mother wear make up? Nathalie: To look pretty Adrien: But mother's already pretty Nathalie: aww Adrien, turns to Gabriel: Father, you should wear make up

“Nathalie, please. You’re not supposed to be up.”

Do I look like I know what a jpeg is?

He’s not a dog, Nathalie. Try this. Pspspspsps

//someone who is good at French, tell me if my UN is okay

I love my son, [looks at smudged writing in his hand] Ariana.

[sends out an akuma] Be home by dinner. Nooroo's making pot roast.

byE-ByE, peTITe PApillOn