What a surprise. I invited them in, and I left them alone. Well, Rohan, what have we learned today?

I'm no scholar or journalist. I'm just a mangaka.

That's So Rohan

No openings of any kind.

What the hell is going on!?

Flattery will get you nowhere.

Finally, a good reason to punch a teenager in the face.

Maybe it’s rude to ask on a first date but…can you scratch my back?

You’re like a character in a heartfelt drama…

He got me wet with his umbrella... There's nothing to do about it. Today's not a good day...

But I refuse.

Someone replaced my pens with crayons; I suspect Josuke.

It’s that asshole Josuke and his idiot friend Okuyasu…that crazy bitch Yukako’s here too.

Me, self-centered!? Hahaha

Everyone has called me 'Gohan' all day. I think Josuke Higashikata paid them to.

Does the editorial department have a helicopter?

I know you’re cheating. I don’t know how, but it’s obvious.

What the hell is going on!?

When I die, you stay away from my funeral.

だが断る。