your email finds me dazed and confused

so apparently private equity is quietly buying major youtube channels as a means to manipulate viewers into making decisions beneficial to them whilst potentially killing the channels rip youtube

so ancient humans had not one but two sleep cycles with a 1-3 hour long period of productivity and introspection in between 🤯

Silo, Severance, Foundation, Pluribus… nobody is doing sci-fi like Apple 🤌🏼

there is definitely some correlation between waking up early and increased water intake

the boys being unpredictable af is what makes it so addicting, can’t remember the last time when i waited weekly for an episode of a show to drop

who knew dim lights after sunset would make it easier to stick to my sleep schedule

If you can, offer water to delivery partners and help, or keep a bottle outside your home💧 It matters more than you think.

milf (movie i'd like to finish)

in a world full of cortisols be someone's serotonin

You check your Apple Watch in the morning. Sleep score: 62. You decide it's going to be a foggy day. And then it is. A 2014 Colorado College study suggests the score itself causes the fog. 164 people walked into a lab. Researchers hooked them up to fake EEG equipment and told

This is genuinely the worst economy to hate your job in.

filling out 1 job application and rewarding myself with 8 hours of gaming

“It’s just really hard to out-satire this world.” I figured they must have been annoyed, because imagine thinking your series is over the top, and Trump is actually outdoing you in real life… 😭😭

I’d be so pissed off if I spent months on a joke where my narcissistic creep character portrays himself as God after a whole show of buildup just for the fucking president to do that shit before me unironically

Twitter right now 🐴🐄🐑🐓🐐🦈🐳🐷

this is too funny bwahahahah

Me talking to Me talking to my parents my friends

eu genuinamente desejo tudo de bom pra ele