Good news for Kirkwall. I was able to not only balance the budget, but cut spending by ten percent. Enjoy your lowered taxes, everyone.

If that’s a hairball, Blondie, I don’t want to know what you’ve been licking.

The way Bioware is trending, definitely. CD Projeckt Red would be preferable. x.com/Dragon_Age_Fan…

Looks like quite the stir. Too bad I’m stuck in the Viscount’s office.

Looks like Aveline is going to have to sweep the barracks for Elfroot. x.com/i/moments/9580…

I was kidnapped! Blame Cassandra. x.com/ApostateHawke/…

And you know as well as I do that the world was ending. Corypheus had to be stopped. x.com/ApostateHawke/…

You’re not so innocent yourself, missy. I brought you to Skyhold and you chose to run off to Weisshaupt without inviting me. x.com/ApostateHawke/…

Ugh… Andraste’s dimpled butt cheeks…. you’re being childish! x.com/ApostateHawke/…

That is just what a child would say. You’re married with a child. You’re almost forty for Maker’s sake! x.com/ApostateHawke/…

Maker save me, I sound just like my father right now. Next thing you know I’ll be yelling at the newspaper and fixing a proving.

Why would I need to do that when you have the personality of a teenager? x.com/ApostateHawke/…

Maker’s anus… I’m going to run out of blasphemies before this is over. x.com/ApostateHawke/…

Hawke… x.com/ApostateHawke/…

It’s more of a supply and demand thing. When demand exceeds supply, costs rise to ration stocks. Otherwise you’d have that one asshole who buys up all the flowers in Kirkwall because he wants to be extravagant at everyone else’s expense. x.com/FreckledDale/s…

Greed on the part of the consumer. Point is to stop a few people from hogging it all. And during a crisis, the extra coin made can be used to resupply after the shit is done raining. x.com/FreckledDale/s…

Happy Valentine’s Day, Bianca. Wherever you are. *rubs the crossbow*

Explaining economics to Kirkwall’s nobles is a headache and a half.

Don’t worry, curly. She prefers booty. x.com/LionRoarsNoMor…

Bad memories of being groped at the Winter Palace? x.com/LionRoarsNoMor…