Walt's been makin' me write nursery rhymes for some more upcomin' mini pods... whaddaya think about this one for Bryan Johnson ? 🎶 "Rough tough cream puff/ Have you schooled some fools?/ Yes sir, yes sir,/ Testo's full." 🎶

Rogue Declan Bryan Johnson 🎼Rough tough cream puff/ Seems I'm always in a huff/ When I told them I was sick Ming just called me Mush-dick🎶

Stop botherin' me! I'm not yer bitch boy!! Ye'll get a new pod when I'm god damned good an' ready to give it to ye!! Anyways that's what I was sayin' in me dreams last night!! #wishfulcreaking #tellemsteveSLAVE

ARE YE HAPPY NOW? ARE YEH

Now I lay me down to creak, I pray Git 'Em won't sleep-creep. If I should die before I wake, Throw me computer in the lake!

Don't be believin' everythin' y'hear from the filthy mouth of Bryan Johnson !! These pics are from the aftermath of me tryin' to get free!! #freethecreak #escapefromWaltcatraz

From the look of me potato clock, it be sayin it's almost time for a new TESD! Either that or it's a-startin' to mold out from the inside... like git 'ems godforsaken mattress! ...

One of me cats learned how to use the computer, an’ now he’s bankruptin’ me minin’ bitcoins!! #BadBryan #PrayForCreaky #PotatoChipDown

‘ad a bit too much to drink last night an’ put up th’ CORKY symbol by mistake!!! Didn’t mean to troll ye’s, it wasn’t me intent!

It’s not me fault that the new TESD’z been delayed!! I fried me hardrive after thinkin’ Bryan Johnson was tryin’ to get a viral “tea-poured keyboard challenge” goin’!!! #TESD

Tattooed a four leaf clover ‘round me ringhole to let the fellas at the Disney showers know they’re gettin’ REALLY lucky 🍀 #GrabBag #SexyDec

Had Bry over for dinner last night an’ made tha mistake of sayin’ th’ word “equality”! He started gettin’ red in tha face and had to go to the bathroom to “freshen up”!!!

Thanks t’ ye all for the follows, I’ve been droppin’ truth bombs faster’n TESD drops regular pods!!!! #ItsARoast

Workin’ on fixin’ the audio fer Baja Chen’s upcomin’ single, “Who Let The Pods Out”!! All of yer I Sell Comics episode 300 questions’ll be answered... and to a catchy hip hop beat!!!

It’s time for ol’ creaky to pick a side in tha heated TESD Reddit vs TESD Facebook battle!! Which side’s got more strappin’ young lads?? Ye need ‘em in a war......and fer other ‘tings....

Need a helpin’ hand with those “self-administratable” drugs??? #BigBryBootyCheck #HospitalHijinks

She blinded me with silence! 🧬 #AbsolutelyTuneJeff #SundaySingz

Walter said th’ next time I’m cuttin’ a pod, that I’d better not be wearin’ no polo shirts!!! I didn’t have the courage to ask him why!! #NextTimeLoseTheAttitude