Good night everyone. May you have dreams of fresh breath, and may the games continue through the night eternal

Next time you are at the open meadow on the outskirts of town be sure to try my favourite Blaseball official meat* product, a KC Mint Dogᵀᴹ, for the true KC Mints experience and breath as fresh as a summer ham!

hi if any #blaseball player accounts want an icon or smth 🤠 lmk i’d really unironically love to make you one

Myself and Jessica are in fact mortal enemies. It's not her fault, I just need to get off of dial up.

We missed the siesta but that's okay. Lag gets the better of us all now and again.

boyfriend monreal wants you to have sweet dreams <3 not the players though. the players can never rest

No shame in losing to the flowers. None at all. Absolutely 0% Crying.jpeg

doodled the one and only Jessica Telephone 🔥💞🐯 #blaseball

Sorry I don't post much. The internet is big and it takes a long time to get from the edge of it back to twitter

Jessica "dial up" Telephone and I may be enemies, but I sure can respect their Blaseball game.

Who else is excited to see what hellish new body modifications and soul torture is heaped upon us today in the name of splortsmanship?

Today Hades wants to recognize the ongoing struggle in a nearby dimension for a more equitable society. We want to say unequivocally that Black Lives Matter. There can be no peace until there is justice. For today's #blaseballcares we will be supporting two organizations.

Sad to see my good friend and automobile Axel go but I can't stop vibing. The summoning circles worked and my blood is full of LOVE!

How's everyone on the internet today? Are my bones nice and stable? My blood keeping you up to date o. Your favourite shows? My soul burning your retinas with more information than has even been accessible by humans growing with each passing second?

Rod DOT Net IM THE INTERNET

Kansas City Breath Mints may not have the highest stats in pitching or batting, but they have the highest stats in loyalty and heart

Good morning Blaseball fans! Enjoy your coffee, eat a hearty breakfast, and stay off that website! You know the one. It tickles immensely.

you ever have bad breath? haha. Well We Don't. It Must Suck To Be You.