[me telling my story how I survived a plane crash and lived on a deserted island for a year] it was crazy [friend who once got a text from me where I accidentally called the grinch the grink] was the grink there?

Twitter laid me off today. If you know of any open positions for engineering managers or software engineers, let me know. I was the guy who made all the stock ticker symbols like $TWTR and $TSLA into links but then forgot to make the links do anything.

one of the best things about elon is a reminder of just how much one person can do

I’m looking to buy or borrow a GoPro for an upcoming trip. Do I know anyone that is willing to let me borrow one for a week or looking to sell one?

Very good content. Twitter wasn’t all a waste.

Here's the most awkward custom search function I've ever created: everyone you follow, who's also paid Elon $8 for a dodgy tick The Search Of Shame x.com/search?q=filte…

"But doctor," the man cries, "it's only a few seconds long!" "Solution is simple," the doctor says. "Stay in the time loop until you undergo meaningful personal growth, like in Groundhog Day or Russian Doll." "But doctor," the man cries,

someone born in 1999 is 46 years old, let that sink in

Of everything that never happened, this never happened more than anything

I’ll miss stuff like this

Building solutions to the world's biggest problems is f*cking hard. Those builders need tools & community. They need resources. They need a partner that builds.

San Diego iOS folks! We're grabbing coffee and hanging out this Sunday 9am–lunchtime at Bird Rock Coffee Roasters in La Jolla. Come by! coffeecoffeecoffee.coffee/san-diego-coff…

A few iOS devs are grabbing coffee at Lofty Coffee in Solana Beach on Saturday. You interested? coffeecoffeecoffee.coffee/san-diego-coff…

Reminder special event tomorrow. We may be bringing something special with us.

Hi!! I'm hosting a Meetup for Apple platform developers this Saturday in Santa Barbara :) Would love for you to join us! ☕️ meetu.ps/e/MTlHC/1NNRG/i

A few of us are meeting for coffee at Moniker in San Diego at Liberty Station: meetup.com/core-coffee-a-… 11am - whenever.

A few of us are grabbing coffee in Encinitas this Sunday. Join us at Core Coffee – Encinitas Edition ☀️ meetu.ps/e/N1c9R/Q12T/i