If you’ve dated a crazy cowgirl you maybe entitled to legal compensation

Some of these bullriders disappear on their baby mommas like a 10mm socket, gone but never forgotten

Beware of the girls that volunteer to video your run they are scheming something vile to do to you

300 lb #4 heeler that’s never been in a gym: “I’m a rodeo athlete” Some 18 year old long haired bareback rider: “I’m a gosh dang cowboy wanna fight behind the chutes”

You know your down bad when you debate on texting your least favorite buckle bunny

Had a barrel racer one time tell me she was the best I’d ever have If that’s the best than I really don’t wanna see the worst

“I’m different than other girls” okay miss 5’2 with a flower tattoo and a nose ring jamming to Zach Bryan you surrrrrrrre are

My friends call me unhinged and mentally unstable I call it my ✨comedic flair✨

PSA: to all of you girls getting your horses ears and face markings tattooed on you, most of them look like a certain male organ

Old bulldoggers that couldn’t get past the amateur finals complain too much on the size of cattle ran today

Went on a date recently and the girl claimed she was a red dirt fan and then proceeded to ask who cross Canadian ragweed is and why she hadn’t heard of them yet I dropped her she’s obviously a liar and I don’t need that toxicity in my life

Just got reported on Snapchat cause I refused to buy a girls nudies. Don’t report me report her 😂

Ladies: if you are going to the NFR please do not wear the following items: “retro” t shirts with bell bottoms, anything that makes you look like a fishing lure, or jumpers with a brim that’s flatter than my ex. Thank you, all cowboys

✨blonde moment of the day✨ Told a buckle bunny my horses name (it’s an obvious girl name) this B.B. says “aw is it a boy or girl”

Can’t wait for the NFR next week to hear all the 3D barrel racers critique every barrel racer entered and every jackpot team roper say how he roped against Junior at a jackpot 8 years ago

Every girl on tik tok rn: I’m broke but I’m so rich

To all the buckle bunnies with OnlyFans thinking they’re benefits to society: You’re not a benefit here’s where you can get a real job ziprecruiter.com

If I ever want to just kill time I always ask barrel racers to tell me everything about their horses. They will say anything from the registered name to which way their nose twitches when they sneeze.

To all of you “rodeo fans” out in Vegas. Without looking who’s the 15th ranked heeler?