1993 Harrison Ford was quarantined with 2020 Harrison Ford and it did not go well

Thinking about moving to Kentucky just so I can vote for him.

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Fireworks: America’s way of saying, “Fuck it. Let’s literally set fire to our money.” Happy 4th everyone!

Hot Damn. I understood this reference.

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4 years ago I was told to cry and suffer so today I want to respond in kind. Be safe and be well.

Today was the day Donald trump finally became president

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Shout-out to Michigan Secretary of State Jocelyn Benson for her tireless work running an incredibly efficient election during the most difficult circumstances possible. The largest turnout in state history and the unofficial count competed just 24 hours after the polls closed.

YES.

❤️

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While it is entirely possible you know exactly what an artist’s intention is with a piece, it’s also entirely possible Fine Young Cannibal’s The Raw and The Cooked was a response to the McDLT

Portland. I fucking love you.

We are coming for you, Texans!

That puts the cap on another fun run with Stephen Lynch around this American country. Thanks to everyone that came out for the laughs!

One of the reasons I think this tour was particularly fruitful was this supercool pre-tour gift from Sophia Bianchi, a hand-painted album mashup of all Stephen Lynch’s albums. Thanks for the good luck charm, Sophia! It’s amazing.

The Supreme Court can kick rocks. Nobody tells my woman she’s a second-class citizen.