My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker.

“Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.” -cinephile gondolier

The even more rare 37 leaf clover

Still waiting on the long overdue Gilgamesh sitcom. Maybe they’re just looking for a good title? —Gilgamesh About the House —That’s So Epic —Somethin’s Up with Gilgamesh —Cuneiform Me a Letter

My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker.

My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker.

My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker.

My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker.

One joke, told three different ways for my entries in this month’s caption contest from CartoonStock.

Just walked by a couple of coworkers talking in the hall and one says to the other, “I’ve worked here over 200 years and I’ve only had one vacation”, or something like that. I mean if that’s true that’s pretty bad, right? I don’t have visibility into what other companies offer.

I don’t have personalized license plates but I do have a personalized driver’s license so still cool over here.

“How was your WEEKend, Danny?” “Fine. How was yours, Office Cher?”

If you don’t like the weather here on Arrakis, just wait 15 millennia.

My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker.

My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker.

My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker.

My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker.

My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker.

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My entry in this week’s Cartoon Caption Contest from The New Yorker.