[to the grocery store greeter] y’all fucked up and let a fox in the hen house

all set for my flight. got my medium sized badly behaved extremely smelly dog in a small mesh bag all ready to snarl at everyone as well as my giant suitcase that’s too large for the overhead bin but somehow made it through security. and lets not forget my big to go box of food

Gotta hand it to the rest of the guys in the clubhouse, it takes some serious stones to be mad at the only guy performing

one hell of a summer storm outside

never mind it's hailing now

on the flip side - there's no one i trust more than a baseball player making the headphones motion after trying to steal a base

guys what should i do tonight for friday nite sewing

if you pick the second option you're a nerd and you probably hate me btw

tiktok is serving me videos about fenway park but sadly, it assumed i was the kind of moron who thinks "all boston fans are racist" is still a funny joke in the big 2025

okay fine i listened

girl dinner

when i complete the mini, the crossword, and connections with a better time than my fiancé