V much admire the sentiment but from personal experience it is not as straightforward as you might think to “just get a damn colonoscopy” (much like the frequent exhortations on here to “get therapy”)

Horny, weird, slightly sinister. And so's the game etc.

"The elegant art of feminine conflict", now with motion-controlled slapping! youtube.com/watch?v=FI8it7…

PC Gamer is still on the hunt for its next magazine editor. Details and application link are here: pcgamer.com/pc-gamer-is-hi…

Wayward Strand is out today – it's a lovely, gentle, well-acted narrative adventure that moves at its own measured pace while simultaneously making you keenly aware of the passage of time. I was quite touched by it.

If you enjoy the anticipation of waiting for a fleeting glimpse of a dead woman in a box but haven't got 30 hours to spare you could always just rewatch Se7en.

Sorry, #spoilers

My parents went to see Elvis and my dad texted me four words when they came out: "Mum cried. Interesting movie." Absolutely perfect dad text, no notes.

Stop it. That's *outrageously* good.

Outer Wilds is now available on PS5 and Xbox Series X|S! These ports use next-gen tech to allow spacefaring at 4k 60fps. Though these consoles are new and shiny, we promise the ship is still held together with good ol’ duct tape and tree sap.

It’s been a shitty year for the games media - and it’s already really tough to build a business here as it is. If you read a publication that you value, share it. And don’t use an ad block.

Awful news about the Fanbyte layoffs. My heart goes out to those affected.

Nope!

anyway I need a job and I think I am willing to leave game journalism, please hit me up if you have any leads

This is unconscionable

Yep, Roadwarden is the real deal. Some of the richest, most flavoursome world-building around.

(see Chris Schilling) youtube.com/watch?v=-Jm3Tq…