I don’t always drink margaritas. But when I do, I have them with shrimp tacos paid for by my travel insurance because I’m traveling on the day of the biggest IT outage in history 💁🏻‍♀️🍹🍤🌮💖🥰

Have ye tried turninge off the worlde and waitinge a litel bit and turninge it on agayne?

Training alongside these badass Shaolin Kung Fu kids is next level. I don't think I've ever seen grit quite like it, anywhere else. After months of training for 9h/day, I could (sometimes) do the splits, a handstand-to-bridge, and some half-decent kicks. That's it. 加油! 🫸🤛

one of the most british opinion pieces you will ever read in a newspaper (naturally the comment section is united with me): i wrote about deciding to tell people playing content on their phone out loud on public transport to put their headphones in theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

Running clubs are the ultimate hack for getting to know a city you've just moved to. You get to meet a bunch of cool people, you get to explore the area on foot with those people, and then you somehow find yourself on a rooftop patio with bagels and coffee. 😎

One time, I boarded a flight and sat next to a woman who won 8 pistol shooting championships… AFTER she turned 50. She radiated main character energy: “If you want to be a high level competitor, you have to clean house. In your heart, mind, and soul. You have to work out any

I'm 35. Last year I was diagnosed with a brain tumor, my dream job was disestablished, I lost nearly everything in 2w. This year I survived having the tumor removed, then ran a marathon, got a Fulbright, and today is my first day at Harvard Harvard Graduate School of Education (HGSE). Reinvention has no age limit.

Teacheres are awesome. RT to agree.

Later today (tomorrow, New Zealand time) I'm going to be appearing on one of NZ's national radio shows and I'm going to have to try real hard not to quote this cake on air. (Excuse the foul language, but it's true!) 🤭

Thanks @RNZ and Patrick Gower for inviting me for storytime about ol' mate tumouroonie. If you haven't had your RDA of "ums" today, you can get your fill here: (Content warning: References to suicidal ideation. Skip 23:00-24:10 if you need.) rnz.co.nz/national/progr…

Peanut Butter is a liquid. We said what we said.

Hey Air Canada am I being a silly goose or do your boarding passes not support being added to Apple Wallet?

Started a student organization for outdoor pursuits. Our slogan is, "If it happens outdoors, we probably do it." 😂🏕️🥾

Flying to DC for an event at the Embassy, thought I'd get some Dunkin' for the flight. ...Not this sweet man behind the counter dropping in a cheeky extra saying, "one for now, one for later" 🥰 Boston, you're a bit of alright. (Seeya soon!)