We are ready to rock outdoor summer weddings. Who wants to get married?!

I got the J&J vaccine so now I’m just drinking a lot of wine to keep my blood thin.

Dorito dust on my keyboard is a real problem.

I just ate some steak in the bathtub and all is right in the world.

Pro tip, don’t go to Taco Bell on Cinco de Mayo

“Having purpose helps us be resilient.” - No at ileamsp first Day of Education

The only reading that should be done poolside in Vegas is the drink menu.

Dear Aaron Rodgers happy to help you and your beautiful fiancé with wedding planning.

Good luck today Aaron Rodgers

My new favorite shirt and life mantra: What Would Ted Lasso Do #wwtld #tedlasso

New Trailer: The Batman but it’s Ted Lasso

You Vs. The guy she tells you not to worry about

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever had Culver’s? Buy now: midwestvseverybody.com/pages/better-t…

Today I’m grateful for double ovens.

Fireplace going! Today’s going to be a good day! #HappyThanksgiving

It’s that time of year again. Elf on the Shelf season. 😩

Couldn’t be more true.

I hope everyone with a uterus and the people who claim to love them are ready to shut the whole world down over this Supreme Court nonsense. Expand the court. Shut down transit. Our bodies aren’t up for their debate.

I haven’t seen a team make a pitch this perfect since The Bellas.

My stress every night in December, where to put the damn Elf