“ Also, while I’m thinkin’ about it.    What the FUCK is up with all the buff Pokéguys walkin’ around now? ”

“ For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Oh Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, in the hours of my death, which I hope is soon—    —amen. ” Chugs the pitcher.

Raises a toast.    No idea where he got that from. Siiiiiip.

They thought they could silence ol’ Proton.

“Mmm. Catboys.”

“Indeed it has Sabrina. Time to polish off the old bat and get back to work.”

He laughs, a rare sound, and then nods to her. “Good night to you as well. I don’t think I’ll turn in juuust yet.” He says that, but he’ll probably be out like a light at his desk in T-minus 10 minutes.

There he is, passed out at his desk; his cheek pressed into the expensive wood, a small puddle of drool forming on his paperwork. To his credit... it /was/ longer than 10 minutes.

“You’d’ve thought I pspsps’d at ‘em or something, seriously...”

“Damn Petrel, what happened to ya while I was gone?”

“I love breakfast with Archer. They always bring ‘im cream with his coffee. Which means I get’a make forts with it.”

“In a heartbeat. The idea of having unlimited time and energy to complete my goals, without the possibility of being impeded by trivial little things like the mortality of man sounds delightful. The possibilities would be endless.”

“Eventually it would have to, bring me to fame and power that is. An’ as for completing all my goals? You underestimate the height of my aspirations. Especially with all the time in the world—literally—there would be no end t’what I would attempt.”

He merely shrugs in response, flashing her a grin. “I’m not immortal, so I can’t tell.”

//: I second this, mostly because not only is my Proton’s background almost entirely self-made and at this point he’s just another oc, but because I LOVE it when Proton interacts with... Protons(?).

He holds up a Happiny that’s sitting in one of his hands. “Merry Eastmas... or whatever.”

//; I shall get to replies periodically through the day, now that my mans is gone I’m back to having free time aplenty and today is a general reply catch-up day. I’ll be on the tl later 😈 then no one is safe from his antics

》》 BANISHED, BANISHED, BANISHED, BANISHED.

//; it’s times like these that I’m reminded that I used to rp so much here and of all these accounts I have that I could revive. Like pokegod and edgy bitch.

Ya sure are somethin’ Archer.