Shane: la cabaña es super privada La cabaña:

Effective altruist holding their baby: I would evaporate 10^100 shrimps for you and feel an immense amount of guilt

All of this is a predictable outcome of BRICS expansionism.

Would you look at that. 🧐

the lords of westeros reasoning for siding with renly over stannis

bitches be partying 90% of their pregnancy and wonder why their baby crying at 3am bitch he wanna go downtown

Shohei Ohtani (.282): “Greatest of all time” “no one like him” “Best to ever do it” Punxsutaweny Phil (.390): “Fraud” “Washed” “No believes him anyways”

T'es cinéphile toi. Toi t'es un mooooviegoer. Tu supportes les films pis les popcorns toi. Veux-tu savoir mes pronoms ? Mes pronoms ? Ki/no. Var/da. C/N/C. Wong/Kar/Wai. Noir pis blanc... Vas-y dis-moi tes pronoms, dis-moi tes pronoms. Mar/vel ? Pa/thé...? J'vais prier pour toi

MARNER MASTERPIECE 👨‍🎨 Watch Canada in the Semifinals at the #MilanoCortina2026 #WinterOlympics on Friday, February 20th! (🎨: nba paint)

F1 TROLL We asked for a V12 and they ended up giving us a 12V

I’d ask why is it there but I know it’s sick of hearing that question

Conan O'Brien, suddenly getting serious 65 minutes into the Oscars ceremony: last year, Paul Rudd showed me a clip of a little boy in a wheelchair who fell off a cliff and died. he fucking died

This whole encounter is mainly just showing me that Chappell Roan's stans aren't shit. A Swiftie would've had a six hour Jorginho fail comp on here by now.

You guessed it folks, it’s the personification of Death from the 1957 Swedish thriller “Seventh Seal”

when you ask revolutionaries why they aren’t revolting they just look at you like this

NOBODY BEATS THE SHARKS 16 TIMES IN A ROW 😈

BAD Batman comic: Dick... Jason... Tim... (name of sidekick created this month)... I now realize I've never been alone in this mission. And I need you all to deal with the biggest threat Gotham's ever seen GOOD Batman comic: *Gordon opens file* calls himself The Fucker, Batman