Me just laughing at my own delusional thoughts

Nobody: Me: up at 4am watching them carpet videos😭😭😭

nobody: me: in the middle of the night

I’m just sayin but I think the bob marley movie should come out on 4/20… I mean what

“fuck this job” *goes to work*

Nothing is worse than when you’re trying to relatable and then you ask “ya know what I mean” and the person you’re talking to is just silent 😂

My only motivation to work hard

CENTEROO/ MAIN VENUE: 🚫 NO outside alcohol (alcohol will be sold in venue) Me, mere seconds from scanning into centeroo:

I aspire to have a closet like cloud on firefly lane when I’m older

"you saw me and didn't even say hi" me:

I’m gunna need “delulu” to make its way back around because now I’m just delusional and it’s not stylish

Soooo why isn’t it called “hairs cuts” because I’m pretty sure there’s a little bit of plural happening on both ends right

I don’t care what class I’m in, Skechers has the best support out there. I said what I said

All I’m sayin is somebody better put me to rest in cargo pants so I can take all the essentials ya know

I just wanna say, I got made fun of endlessly because of my hair and now look at cardi b. Hahahahahaha f⭐️ck y’all

won me over

Telling my kids these were the founding fathers.

Y’all sympathizing over this staged assassination and glorifying this hawk tuah girl when there’s people out there with real talent has truly.. I mean truly- lead me to believe there is no hope left for this country. Social media sucks rn

Death really brings the fake mfs out the woods huh