Isn’t it great how one person can instantly turn your night from good to terrible. We love to see it.

Daylight Savings can’t take an hour of my sleep if i just don’t go to sleep, right?

Tell me you have a pandemic puppy without telling me you have a pandemic puppy🐶

When my friends and I say we’re going out for one drink, be prepared for us to close down the bar.

Is it just me or is anyone else not capable of writing a lowercase ‘k’? They all look the same.

Update: I told my grandma that next year we should do an adult Easter Egg hunt with adult beverages and she seemed really excited!

"You work too much" Have you seen me spend money??? I don't work enough

Someone please teach me how not to be scared to workout when other people are at the gym

If anyone wants to join this trend I’ll be working everyday except third this week 😂

Being an adult is struggling to find 1 day where 6 best friends who live in 4 different states can get together.

Y’all think “We Don’t Talk About Bruno” is the best but “Surface Pressure is an absolute jam.

Tell me why the post office can deliver all my bills and junk mail with no problems but loses the important mail (W2, checks, etc). It makes no sense.

Normal boyfriends on Valentine’s Day: brings girlfriend chocolate and roses. My boyfriend on Valentine’s Day: brings girlfriend and roommates 2 dozen rolls from Texas Roadhouse.

I’m seeing a lot of posts saying people will die because Roe has been overturned. That is definitely true. But perhaps not for the reasons you think.

Still wondering how does this species survive in the wild.. x.com/buitengebieden…

“Sorry I’m late! Traffic was horrible this morning!” The traffic:

Went to go try the adult happy meals but they were sold out. So now we’re having sad meals 😢

Celebrating year 24 with #CowboysNation